Dear Mr. Hermit Crab........

Mr. Hermit Crab I am very disappointed in the way you are acting right now! We saved you from captivity, we have given you hermit crab food and water and even treats of fresh fruit! We let you out of your home every night for a nice run around the rug and the girls check in on you a few times a day! But your behavior this week has been unacceptable! Mr. Hermit Crab I fear if you don't show yourself soon you are doomed to a ROTTEN life and that is going to make my girls and I very sad. You see because a rotten life is not only going to be extremely unpleasant for you but it is going to leave a very unwelcome stench in the air of my house.......So please Mr. Hermit Crab show yourself soon and while you are enjoying your travels outside the walls of your little pink cage please remember we will  leave the light on off for you so that maybe you will show yourself soon.............................

Love, Your Family